Limericks and Stone Cold Steve Austin Reads Poetry

In honor of the milkers’ night out we had last night, here’s why April is the drunkest month. Enjoy!

http://papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/05/april-is-the-drunkest-month/

And the form-of-the-day is the limerick, since all good drinking bouts usually result in dirty limericks. You know how it goes, five lines, abbbaa rhyme scheme, three stresses in lines1, 2, and 5, two stresses in lines 3 and 4, nine syllables in the long lines, six in the short ones. For more on limericks, try http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm. And for those like me with their minds in the gutter, try http://www.dirtylimerick.com/.