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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Random Wednesday

Things a farm girl can find in her bra:
Hay chaff
Mud
Manure of various species’
Pre- and/or post dip
Tomato sauce
Feathers
Grease, oil, and other viscous fluids
Hair, not always her own
Leather
Money
Cell phone
Credit cards
Chicago screws
Nails
File
Pry bar (small size)
Small animals (very small)
And egg yolks.

2 comments:

Rowenna said...

I could retitle this post "things a reenactor could find in her stays" and have the same list, minus the cell phone, adding black powder and spent cartridges. They're scratchy.

Ax said...

Haha, and it feels a little scary knowing that, doesn't it? Must be one of those timeless girl things. :)